My friend Jackie and I have the greatest conversations. The real strength is our "yes and" attitude. Regardless of where it goes, we will follow the tangent and randomness to the end. Anyhow, here are some realizations, thoughts, and -isms from our chat.
1. Awesome O'Clock is the official time any douche looks in a mirror.
2. iPhone's autocorrect "merrier" into "nerdier." In this case, the change was all too appropriate. "The nerdier the better."
3. Lerv is greater than love. Lubb is greater than lerv.
4. Erin does not know how to turn off Caps Lock.
5. Tacoes are tacos made of toe meat.
6. The only appropriate response to "That's coolio with me" is "I'm Snoop Dogg with it."
7. From now on, when a woman "sleeps her way to the top" it is called "taco bribery." For example: Anne Heche is only famous because she taco bribed her way into movies.
8. New pick up line: I know you like the back of my hand...because I stare at both when I jerk it."
9. Since men have a "spank bank" women have a "snatch cache" or "breast manifest," but not "manifestival" because that is the best name ever for a male strip club.
10. Hannibal Lector's favorite band is called Face Face.
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